good god i hate myself
how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language